My thoughts & questions

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Using vocabulary...

A timorous yet assiduous peasant met a loquacious and ostentatious misanthrope. He began to impugn an aspersion on her saying that her vacuous lassitude and soporific diffidence left her impecunious. She replied back saying, “Your spurious claims demonstrate the immense disparity between ingenuous altruism and irascible bombast. Your austere yet obdurate demeanor rouse contempt.” Her callow and unpretentious nature, and her impassive reply was palpable. The misanthrope responded, “I retract my virulent yet prosaic comments, and deign to your warranted conundrum to obviate opulence. My knavery is languid.”

2 Comments:

Eric said...

WHAT?!?!?!?

9:11 PM

 
joel said...

a lesson for us all: in which to labor in GREdom, is to labor too long.

but i totally agree with the peasant: for i myself am prone to irascible tendencies. however, preclude me not from opulence, for i will languish in a loan deep mire for time to come.

merry christmas and have a gambling new year...

3:47 PM

 

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