
*In the United States, there are more Wal-Mart employees (1.3m) than high school teachers.
Now, for those that know me, my disdain for all things Wal-Mart isn't a secret. Actually, it's played on like somesort of joke. "Hey, we got these great lawn chairs today. And they were cheap," says X. (Hypothetically speaking, X will be played by Wendy X.)
"Why X, how much did you pay?" says Y. (Likwise, Y will be played by Cheryl Y.)
X jovially declares, "Why only 10 pesos!!"
Y regurgitates, "WHAT A STEAL!!! From where?"
X lacking diffidence, "Wal-Mart."
And then like the end scene on CHiP's, everyone looks at Joel compelled by the knowledge that in no sooner than the time it took to inhale the appropriate amount of O2 to deliever my Big Box, job mandicating, social circumscription diatribe, they all just laugh. Freaking Ponch, I hate that I'm so predictable. But man, I read that article and the first thing i though was post, poST, POST!!! Predictability. It's a gift. It's a curse. And now, like every time Jon, Getraer, and Grossman made Ponch to look a fool, it's my turn to be the last holdout, look at the camera and laugh.
Futility is funny.